It’s surprising what you can learn about the opposite sex if you only listen. The other night my girlfriend went to a bachelorette party for one of her good friends, who is about to tie the knot here in Chicago. Male strippers were abundant. What I didn’t know was just how rowdy things could get with professional exotic dancers involved – far more rowdy than any bachelor party I’ve ever been to here in Chicago.
Apparently here in Chicago male strippers will stop at no length – pun intended – to make sure that all the ladies enjoy themselves… in every way possible. Not kidding, fellas, male strippers in the windy city will indulge whatever it is the ladies desire, far beyond basic exotic dancing.
Yeah, it’s not unusual for guys to tell be offered massages, and you hear the stories from friends about what this or that stripper offered in terms of ‘extracurricular activity;’ and then there’s even the solicitation or two that you get from a female stripper now and again, but that usually comes with a solicitation for money as well. THESE GUYS WERE DOING IT FOR FREE! Don’t shoot the messenger, and just consider yourself warned that bachelorette parties are not all the silly and innocent fun they’re purported to be.
